Help! My Two Year Old Twins Have Been Abducted by Aliens!

My wife really loves to go all out when throwing Birth Day Parties for our twins. The last one happened only three weeks ago now. There were a good amount of kids and parents there, and I have come to the conclusion that one or more of those parents we’re actually aliens from outer space!

The party went smoothly. Nothing out of the ordinary, although it was only their second birthday party. It wasn’t until about 48 hours after the party that I began to suspect something. Our twins had changed somehow.

I now believe that our babies have been replaced with alien spies! Spies planted that look exactly like our children, here to run experiments on my wife and I! It must have been one of the kind parents at the party that swapped our kids with the aliens, or even the owner and operator of the facility where the party was held! To the normal observer, it would be easy to come to the conclusion that the facility was family friendly and run by an individual with a passion for what he does. He was so nice to everyone. He must have been in on the abduction from the beginning!

My guess is that the aliens abduct the children of the world and insert the replacements just as the children turn two, thus keeping the parents of the world preoccupied with what they think are their kids. This of course gives them time to take over the world!

The conspiracy… yes conspiracy goes much wider and deeper than I anticipated! Tonight for example, my commute home from the studio took over 1.25 hours, and I really didn’t feel like cooking dinner. So when I got home I called my beautiful wife to see if she would entertain the idea of going out to dinner with the kids.

When we got to the restaurant of our choice, we were immediately taken to the darkest, deepest, corner table to be found. Far away from the other patrons. As if the hostess knew something we didn’t. And that’s when our two year old babies babies started their evil experiments!

I first found a green bean in my adult beverage. How strange is that!?!? The drink tasted fine however, even with the bean at the bottom of the glass. Placed there to throw me off no doubt. I didn’t flinch, acting as everything was normal. Then the psychological experiments began. Each baby craving some item of food on the table, demanding it through ranting and raving, then only to through the item onto the floor in disgust once they had acquired it. Obviously in some futile attempt to frustrate us.

There were people all around us, glancing briefly to apply pressure on us. Testing us. It was then I realized that the entire restaurant was filled with aliens! We got our food to go and headed home, our little adorable aliens in tow.

My adult beverage empty, the green bean resting on the ice. My wife at the wheel.

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